Posts tagged ‘dreams’

Dream #1

Saturday, February 14th, 2009

I am arrested for driving without a license.  The policeman leads me to the bank of a muddy river and hands me a thick sheaf of paper.  “This is a test to determine your moral character,” he says.  I leaf through it; it’s just page after page of multiple-choice Planet of the Apes trivia questions.

I am upset because I know next to nothing about the subject.  “How are you supposed to determine my moral character just from Planet of the Apes trivia questions?” I cry.

“Well,” he explains, “there are a lot of them.”