The worst
pickup line
in the world

I'm at a restaurant with a bunch of friends, including my friend Mark. Mark is an older guy, so naturally I attribute all sorts of wisdom and experience to him, even though he's just as clueless as the rest of us.

The conversation turns to women, and I figure this is a good time to benefit from said wisdom and experience.

So I say, "Hey, Mark, you've been around the block a few times. Tell me, what's the best pickup line you've ever used?"

Mark sneers and says "Ha! I haven't had a date in ten years!"

"Geez," I say, "That's a horrible pickup line."

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