I'm at a restaurant with a bunch of friends, including my friend
Mark. Mark is an older guy, so naturally I attribute all sorts of
wisdom and experience to him, even though he's just as clueless as the
rest of us.|
The conversation turns to women, and I figure this is a good time to benefit from said wisdom and experience.
So I say, "Hey, Mark, you've been around the block a few times. Tell me, what's the best pickup line you've ever used?"
Mark sneers and says "Ha! I haven't had a date in ten years!"
"Geez," I say, "That's a horrible pickup line."