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Well I know that you're pretty cute From the top of your head to your new cowboy boots And your clothes are in season but that's not the reason that I'm in love with you Yeah I know that you look pretty swell But when I met you it was love at first smell I'm in love with your hair and with your shampoo You know my favorite hour's when you step out of the shower And I can barely see you through the steam When you lather rinse repeat it makes me feel my life's complete And I faint when you apply your facial cream I know that you're pretty smart But that's not the reason that you stole my heart I just took a sniff and after one whiff there was nothing more that I could do And I'm fond of the perfume you wear But I'm more interested in the smell of your hair You know that the reason I love you is your shampoo When I meet a girl who's a hairdresser I'll do my best to impress her But it kind of turns me off she charges fees When I meet a girl with good conditioner you know I'll proposition her As long as she's got hair down to her knees Now I hear that you're cutting me loose And you say it's because I don't use enough mousse Well you weren't my kind so I don't really mind but there's one thing I want you to do When you leave for another guy Won't you give me something to remember you by Go on and leave me, leave me alone Don't write any letters or call on the phone As long as you leave me a bottle of your shampoo To remind me of you |