Leopold |
He was born in 1882 in London He'd kick your ass at violin and organ And then he'd steal your wife Hey, that's life You broke one of my favorite possessions Of course you realize this means war Now I fart in your general direction I won't stop until I even up the score You can't keep me down forever I will hunt you down and get her Leopold With Greta Garbo Those two made quite a pair You broke my banjo You won't be coming up for air And little do you know You're singing for a long-haired hare All I want is to sing and play me harp What's the matter fat boy Can't you hear you're sharp? You can't keep me down forever I will track you down and get her back Leopold |