Honest Bob & the Factory-to-Dealer Incentives

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Honest Bob Sorry that everyone's faces came out orange. Next time we'll try to get a lighting guy, and eat less carrots.



Honest Bob Doug belts out Terms of Psychic Warfare as Dan and Greg join in and Bill wishes he had a mike. For those of you who can never decipher the backing vocals, they're "Aaaahhhhh, aaaahhhhh, aaaahhhhh, aaaahhhhh." Sing along next time!



Honest Bob Dan and Greg gripe to each other about their aching backs.



Honest Bob Dan demonstrates the time-honored technique of singing and looking at your fretboard simultaneously. Most people get past this stage after their third guitar lesson or so.



Honest Bob Dan wishes he was dead, as Greg tries to make an unobtrusive retreat.



Honest Bob Doug usually vibrates his guitar back and forth at tremendous speeds to ensure that no one can copy his solos.



Honest Bob But we caught him off guard in this shot, as he croons "White Christmas."



Honest Bob Greg's just happy to be here. You can't really tell, but that's a big stage. I'm reasonably certain that the substance in the lower part of the picture is hair. Please also note the trademark apple on Greg's amp.



Honest Bob Greg didn't find his wife in this bar.

Honest Bob Dan's rates for dancing lessons are actually quite reasonable.


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Last updated 26 May 1997