dfan says » dreams http://dfan.org/blog Sun, 31 Jul 2011 03:26:22 +0000 en hourly 1 http://wordpress.org/?v=3.3.2 Dream #1 http://dfan.org/blog/2009/02/14/dream-1/ http://dfan.org/blog/2009/02/14/dream-1/#comments Sat, 14 Feb 2009 17:00:05 +0000 dfan http://dfan.org/blog/?p=183 I am arrested for driving without a license.  The policeman leads me to the bank of a muddy river and hands me a thick sheaf of paper.  “This is a test to determine your moral character,” he says.  I leaf through it; it’s just page after page of multiple-choice Planet of the Apes trivia questions.

I am upset because I know next to nothing about the subject.  “How are you supposed to determine my moral character just from Planet of the Apes trivia questions?” I cry.

“Well,” he explains, “there are a lot of them.”

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