Things we have called our dog

  • Bad Dog
  • Baked Potato
  • Breadbasket
  • Captain Underfoot
  • Chicken Tender
  • Clotheshorse
  • Crumpet
  • Curly Fry
  • Cutie Patootie
  • Cutus Patutus
  • Dogbreath
  • Dogfish Head
  • Doglet
  • Face
  • Facebook
  • Face Face
  • Fang
  • Forest Ranger
  • French Fry
  • Good Dog
  • Good Girl
  • Greeting Card
  • Henrietta von Düsseldorf
  • Kibble Breath
  • Killer
  • Magnificent Muffin
  • Noodle
  • Noodle Nose
  • Nose
  • Party Pooper
  • Peabrain
  • Peanut Butter Face
  • Peppercorn
  • Perfect Potato
  • Pigeon
  • Pocket
  • Pocket Protector
  • Pocket Watch
  • Pointy Head
  • Potato
  • Potato Skin
  • Pumpkin
  • Pumpkin Doodle
  • Purple Princess
  • Rib-Eye
  • Rib Roast
  • Sir Sniffsalot
  • Skinny Puppy
  • Smell-o-vision
  • Sniffy Face
  • Snifter
  • Snow Shovel
  • Stupid Dog
  • Sweet Potato
  • Tailspin
  • Terrible Dog
  • Triangle Head
  • Twice-Baked Potato
  • Veezeen
  • Vision (actual name)
  • Visionary
  • Wagster Wiggins
  • Wigwam

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4 Responses to “Things we have called our dog”

  1. Jeff says:

    Our favorite nickname for our dog is “Steppy McWalkaround”, which she was dubbed after driving us nuts constantly wandering around our bedroom at night making quiet – but entirely noticeable – stepping sounds on our carpet.

  2. Liza Daly says:

    Steppy McWalkround is totally the kind of thing we would call our dog.

    Dan, you missed:

    Lady Ms V
    Pantaloon
    Pantasm
    Pumpkin Kibby
    Sausage Face

    …at least. I will think of more.

  3. Dominus says:

    I could do a list like this about my baby daughter, and it would be a lot funnier.

    Or totally intolerable.

    Trouble is, I’m not sure which.

  4. richard says:

    frighteningly giger-like mutant alien creature.

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